Itchily waiting for my new laptop

Why can't you leave Shanghai already? Are you in love with a MacBook Air or something? Look, maybe I'll take you back there some day. GET ON THE PLANE!



You've been in Shanghai for the last 36 freakin' hours. Get the LED out.

Update:

It finally leaves Shanghai...and goes to Anchorage???



Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Update 2: Now it's in Indianapolis.

Made great time getting there. 8 hours. Must have crossed a couple of time zones, too. Seeing the world before you settle down, is that it?